I just read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the...

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I just read about an Eskimo hunter who asked the local missionary priest, “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Eskimo, “did you tell me? Feb 21st • 3 notes

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